Angry emails of the week

I restarted the Power Rankings this week, so many an electronic pen pal returned from hibernation - including the great Frank D., who sent me a heart-warmingly lyrical missive every week for about 1.5 years before mysteriously disappearing last August. Good to have you back, fella.

FROM: Frank D

FEEDBACK:
You have friends? Imaginary ones don’t count. You’re a loser who lives in his mom’s basement. Call Keith LawLoser 2, he needs the company. Hope you enjoy finishing 3rd again with 423 million wasted and 90 of your players being outed for ‘roids. Btw, your photo fits your profile to a tee. Did your mommy buy you that shirt in 5th grade?

FEEDBACK:
you are a huge douche bag first of all. Second of all you sound like a bitter little met loving FAGGOT. and third, your analysis of the phils is so unbearably hacky. You suck at life and you should be fired immediatly. die.

FEEDBACK:
How do you get this job ? I know more than everyone of you fools on here. It just amazes me that you get payed for this and i get payed to build cars!