Not angry and creatively rap/sing-songy emails of the week
Gotta love these.
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Writer feedbacks: Larry Dobrow
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FEEDBACK:
Hey this is my song about the Allstar game i know its kind of old i was just wondering if you could take a look at it. I am 15 years old my name is Tommy and i love sports and writing about them.
AYYY this is the 2008 home run derby wrap up Take a glance Right at Lance He has a chance To advance But listen its Ryan Braun Smashing them in the dawn Everyones yelling damn thats gone But wheres my boy Mo Vaughn Ohh my gosh Look at this young guy Josh Hes an all star just like Chris Bosh Look who just walked through the door Its Indian Grady Sizemore He really knows how to score Everyone starts to yell four Damn we want more Look at the young Evan Longoria Dont get confused its not Eva Longoria His names Evan And he may look eleven But he can hit the ball to heaven Hes on Tampa Bay Acting like a Ray Hitting them so far away Thats why they pay To see him make a double play Who cares if theres a rain delay We can watch him hit them to San Jose Justin Morneau We all know Hes making! big dough But he cant really throw He is a twin The derby is going to begin This is Justin But where is Dustin His last name is Uggla Just call Him Dan Hes a baseball man The derby just began The Florida Marlin Hitting pitches thrown by Jon Garland Look at Chase He knows how to steal a base Playing for Philli And he can hit like Willie And he can hit pitches from Todd Lilly
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“SUBJECT:
Writer feedbacks: Larry Dobrow
FROM:
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E-MAIL:
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FEEDBACK:
Hey my name is Tommy. I am 15 years old and love sports and I love to write about them this is a song I wrote and I was wondering if you could look at it and tell me what you think. Thanks.
Look who just walked in the door Its the twins Joe Mauer This guy is so hardcore Texas Ranger Milton He should be making more money than Paris Hilton Starting 1st basemen Kevin Youk He plays for the Red Sox Watch youll see him on fox I hope you know Seattle Mariner Ichiro This guy can really throw His name is Josh And we were all yelling ohh my gosh 28 homers in the first round of the derby He can hit so dirty He ended up loosing to Justin Mornaeu Because he happened to steal the show We will always remember Joshs first round He was hitting a homer off every pitch thrown from the mound Homers were flying all around Even landing in the streets Wheres my boy Ben Sheets He has so many defeats The Red sox slugger Manny His hits are so manly Backup 3rd basemen Joe Crede This man is so speedy! Look at Rays Evan He must feel like hes in heaven Indians Grady Sizemore His homeruns really soar Big Papi is hurt But they still gave him his shirt The Sox have 7 players in the all star game Someday theyll make the fall of fame Florida Marlins shortstop Hanley He can hit like Manny Atlanta Braves Chipper He can hit them to the big dipper The Brewers Ryan Braun Was hitting them in the dawn The Rockies outfielder Matt He can really swing that bat Mets David Wright He will hit them out of sight Watch tonight Brewers Corey Hart He may not start But he will take part Cardinals Ryan Ludwick He isnt very quick Pirates Nate McLouth Will be hitting them south Ranger Alfonso Can hit homers from teammate Carlos Zambrano 8 cubs in the all star game thats insane
