Ethical dilemma
So I’m jogging in the park just now when, about 20 yards ahead of me, I can’t help but notice a finely maintained woman in her 20s. As I near her, I see a large pin protruding from the back of her cut-way-up-to-here skirt.
This presents a dilemma. On one hand, it is likely that, when she sits down, the pin will perforate her lovely tush. On the other, if I make her aware of this, I’m a perv who’s fixating his gaze on random pedestrian ass in Central Park. That’s, like, a misdemeanor.
I decide not to say anything. I am not as decent a human being as I purport to be.
