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I paid super-close attention to the debate the other night, yet didn’t hear a single word about immigration. Has this ceased to exist as an issue? I mentally divorced myself from the discussion the second somebody proposed building a fence along the US/Mexico border. Yeah, that’ll show ‘em. Why not a moat? Yes, a moat filled with poison water and populated with poison-resistant crossbred tiger-eels.

Our hero Freedy has some strong opinions on immigration, but only in the context of mail-order brides. He sings about it passionately in today’s FReedy FRiday selection, I Do, I Do. Buy it here. All together now: U-S-A! U-S-A!