A Verified Famous Person lived in our apartment before us - not because it’s luxe and adorned with frescoes and rosette moldings, but because the owners attempted to recoup their losses by renting it out as “furnished quarters” during the housing implosion of Aught-Seven. As a result, in each of the last three years we’ve received a holiday card from the nice folks at The Tonight Show. As you can see, the card is somehow even more droll than the show itself. For a lucky few, humor and creativity are gushing spigots.
Anyway, in the absence of anything sincere and self-created, let this serve as my holiday wishes to y’all. Happy everything, everybody. See you on the other side - which is to say, seven hours from now.
