Angry and not-angry emails of the week

One is from a “fan,” the other is from my seven-year-old niece. See if you can guess which is which - it’s challenging and fun! FEEDBACK: HEY DOUCHE BAD YOU COULDN’T BE FURTHER OFF ABOUT HE A’S NEW PICHER NUMB NUTTS FEEDBACK: guess what? mommy went on to mileyworld and bought tickets to see a Hannah Montana concert!!!!!!!!!! she got 4 tickets for me evan mommy and daddy. we didn`t know that you and the other people wanted to come so we just got 4 tickets. wish us luck! i found out that mommy got the tickets tonight at dinner time . i saw this note right next to my plate and when everyone was seated i opened it and it wasn`t the tickets but it was the paper that says we bought it and we are a member of miley world.