September 2009
13 posts
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This doesn’t change the fact that he was a crapbag third baseman during the darkest nights of the Yankee soul (e.g., the early-1990s), but still.
The LD five-word movie review: The September Issue
Next up: something with explosions.
angry emails of the week, Fargo edition
FEEDBACK: Larry Larry Larry, Im from Minny and went to school on the East Coast and was often made fun of regarding my hometown. I’ve heard many disparaging jokes made at my expense and they vary in levels of funny. I can say unequivocally that your jokes are by far the least funny I have heard. You heard we play on asphalt? Zing! You heard we don’t have a market? Ouch! I bet you...
It’s somebody’s special day!!!
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a conversation overheard
…and then, of course, meticulously transcribed.
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Dentist’s receptionist (DR): Okay. I need to ask this. Is this your first wedding?
My gal (MG): My what?
DR: First?
MG: Um, no, I’ve seen Dr. Levy before.
DR: No, no. Is this your first wedding?
MG: Um, yes. Wait - my first wedding or my first cleaning?
DR: Wedding.
MG: Well, yes. But why do you ask?
DR: Oh, Dr. Levy...
Yanks in a sentence: Blue Jays 10, Yankees 4
The Red Bull didn’t kick in until the bottom of the eighth.
The LD five-word movie review: (500) Days Of...
Too cute? Maybe. Still disarming.
strangest story hook in the history of sports... →
And he ends it with “they left the yard.” Whoa.
"'Lovely Rita' totally nails the experience of... →
Worth reading for that line and many, many others. Separately, anybody have an idea which of the reissues are worth grabbing?
