June 2009
16 posts
The LD five-word movie review: The Hangover
Zach Galifianakis: our comic overlord.
Yanks in a sentence: Yankees 8, Braves 4
Obama will be naming A-Rod our first-ever Ambassador of Clutchitude at a press conference this morning.
Angry emails of the week
From the same guy, sent only seconds apart:
FEEDBACK:
you suck larry!
FEEDBACK:
you really suck, larry.
old people are funny! →
Somebody received actual U.S. currency in exchange for writing this. That is amazing to me.
Partially angry e-mail of the week
FEEDBACK: You are obviously a gifted writer, but stay away from the jokes and just talk baseball. You try too hard to be comical and witty.
file under "fan-friendly" →
I’m not much of an XTC fan - I dig the Beatles-y trilogy of Skylarking, Oranges & Lemons and Nonsuch, and that’s as far as it goes - but how cool is it that they’ve made anecdotes and analysis like this available to the hardest of their hard-core devotees?
The LD Five-Word Movie Review: Slumdog Millionaire
Not a feel-good flick.
In an announcement eight years in the making,...
Angry and not-angry emails of the week
One is from a “fan,” the other is from my seven-year-old niece. See if you can guess which is which - it’s challenging and fun!
FEEDBACK:
HEY DOUCHE BAD YOU COULDN’T BE FURTHER OFF ABOUT HE A’S NEW PICHER NUMB NUTTS
FEEDBACK:
guess what? mommy went on to mileyworld and bought tickets to see a Hannah Montana concert!!!!!!!!!! she got 4 tickets for me evan...
because I have the maturity of a 12-year-old, this... →
Be sure to read the police report, which is on page 3 of the link.
UPDATE: Okay, this isn’t funny anymore.
more fun with customer service →
Courtesy of The Consumerist, as always.
Angry but sort of opportunistic email of the week
FEEDBACK: get a new job, i will hire you to straighten bananas starting 10 per hour