April 2009
21 posts
dumb person saying dumb things dumbly →
angry emails of the week
Just an awesome batch.
«FEEDBACK: I can’t believe I am actually taking the time to tell you how much of an idiot you are. Considering how busy I am these days…it’s a compliment to your ineptitude that I have found the 90 seconds I deemed neccesary to use to impart to you how truly stupid you really are. Congrats!
«FEEDBACK: I seldom have read such poor journalism....
an absolute must for Tap fans →
In retrospect, I’m not sure how I missed the perv vibe in “Tonight I’m Gonna Rock You Tonight.” Oh well.
Yanks in a Sentence: Yankees 5, A's 3
Good pitching negates imaginary jet streams.
Yanks in a Sentence: Yankees 4, Rays 3
Derek Jeter: my hero!
Power Rankings are officially in session. →
Read the column itself here, if you’re so inclined.
Todd Palin strikes me as a pretty okay dude →
The LD Five-Word Movie Review: Baby Mama
Warning: chick flick in disguise.
Yanks in a Sentence: Yankees 4, Royals 1
Nick Swisher is sunshine and mirth, and Andy Pettitte is back on the Big Guy/Gal’s good side.
what's this about no beer now? →
Regulatory authorities can be so, so cruel.
Yanks in a Sentence: Orioles 10, Yankees 5
Time for a new recurring feature, which we’ll call “Yanks in a sentence.” It will be everything its name implies, and then some. Here’s the inaugural edition:
Perhaps somebody might’ve introduced Posada and Sabathia before the game.
And just so I'm on the record:
Yankees 95-67
Red Sox 92-70
Rays 88-74
Jays 77-85
Orioles 71-91
Indians 88-74
Royals 81-81
Twins 79-83
Chisox 78-84
Tigers 75-87
Angels 82-80
Rangers 79-83
A’s 78-84
Mariners 71-91
Metsies 91-71
Phillies 89-73
Braves 87-75
Marlins 80-82
Nationals 76-86
Cubs 96-66
Cards 86-76
Brewers 85-77
Reds 84-78
Astros 70-92
Pirates 60-102
Dodgers 89-73
D’backs 88-74
Giants 82-80
Rockies...
Bye bye, Bob. →
I think it was Jeter who described Sheppard’s rich baritone as “the voice of God,” or something like that. In any event, it’s a true bummer (but oddly appropriate, given that they’re shitcanning a bunch of the other old Yankee Stadium traditions) that he’ll never be heard in the new joint.