January 2009
21 posts
I’m outside town for the weekend, listening...
Angry email of the week
“SUBJECT:
Writer feedbacks: Larry Dobrow
FROM:
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E-MAIL:
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FEEDBACK:
you never played football and your momma still wipes your ass along with the other soocer mommy boys who write these blogs! you are the main reason sports reporters should be whipped with a rubber hose but you and the other retards would enjoy it to much .you couldnt carry irvins jockstrap but you would enjoy...
As told by a friend with red hair:
I went to my brother’s graduation from Dartmouth in 1988, and Updike spoke at it. Afterwards, I followed him back to the dressing room area (with my dad) and asked the security guard to see if I could get my picture with him. The guard said probably not, but he would ask anyways. Now mind you, I was the ONLY person waiting for him. To my surprise, he came out a minute later, all smiles. ...
Wow, I kinda forgot about FReedy FRiday yesterday....
Angry emails of the week
“SUBJECT:
Writer feedbacks: Larry Dobrow
FROM:
XXX
E-MAIL:
XXX
FEEDBACK:
Larry, your article on the SB was lame, your bio pic makes you look like you’re squeezing out a hard shit, and your writing skills rival the common sense of Gregg Doyel.
“SUBJECT:
Writer feedbacks: Larry Dobrow
FROM:
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E-MAIL:
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FEEDBACK:
Why is CBS letting a high school kid write columns?
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The LD Five-Word Movie Review: Forgetting Sarah...
40 good minutes then yeesh.
At 8:48 a.m. EDT in New York, it is 10 degrees...
clear, concise headlines = good →
Not-angry, gossipy email of the week about Carl...
“SUBJECT: Writer feedbacks: Larry Dobrow
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E-MAIL: XXX
FEEDBACK: I work with Pavano’s sister and she said he laughed at the Marlins offer of 850,000…Indians believe he has value…I’ve met him several times…major headcase who enjoys the fastlane- lots of women..not a hard worker…Indians got screwed
The LD Five-Word Movie Review: Crazy Love
Love is stranger than fiction.
the kind of thing I'd have done 12 years ago →
Ah, who’s kidding who? I’m planning a Springsteen version of this as I type.
Here’s what happens when I attempt to write...
Not angry and creatively rap/sing-songy emails of...
Gotta love these.
“SUBJECT: Writer feedbacks: Larry Dobrow
FROM: XXX
E-MAIL: XXX
FEEDBACK: Hey this is my song about the Allstar game i know its kind of old i was just wondering if you could take a look at it. I am 15 years old my name is Tommy and i love sports and writing about them.
AYYY this is the 2008 home run derby wrap up Take a glance Right at Lance He has a chance To advance...
This guy has a Hall of Fame vote and I do not. →
Unreal. On the other hand, if anything’s going to lure the Fire Joe Morgan folks out of retirement, this could be it.
It was an open secret that, of the eight musical...
Dude, 2009. Me and V-Nilla hit Times Square to...